ACTUAL INSTRUCTION LABLES
ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP: Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning: keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
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